First, I would like to thank everyone who greeted me on my birthday. At least, I know how much I am loved. Also, I would just like to clarify that you do not need to change your religious beliefs to love me, but I would like to make it clear that the first person that I love is God who created me. And I have my faith and my principles. And these what makes me who I am.
Since today is my special day, some personalities decided to send feelers and messages. Senator Panfilo Lacson invited me to have lunch. According to Senator Lacson, he found new recipes on Google.com and he wanted me to try them. Unfortunately, I had to decline his invite because I wanted to visit the biggest crocodile captured in the Philippines and bring food. I heard the crocodile was having trouble adjusting to his new environment. I can't blame him. His space is cramped, there are steel bars, and the food sucks. But in time, I know Gen. Carlos Garcia will learn to love his new home and there's a big chance that his story will be published by Guinness Book of World Records.
On the road, I got a message from Christoper Lao and said "Wala, kasi tingnan mo o! Who will tell me? Who will tell me? Really! Did you even tell me na birthday mo? Why do you . . bakit ako? Di ba? Ha ha ha! Somebody inform, i-inform! I should have been informed! Yon lang Yon!" I replied back and said, "Ok. Fine! Next time I'll inform you."
After a few minutes, I received a phone call from Senator Miriam Santiago and greeted me a very happy birthday. I informed her that I saw her on TV recently and said, "Ang ganda mo." She replied back and said, "Sana ikaw rin."
I was about to make a quick stopover and I tried to find a decent parking space near the UP Technohub. I saw this hot luxury car and I knew it was a Porsche. But due to sheer excitement, I said "Putcha!" I almost got hit on the face with a sheet of paper.
Since I wanted to make my birthday memorable, I wanted to do an outreach service. I decided to go to the CBCP and ask if they can lend me a 4 x 4 sports utility vehicle. Unfortunately, I got turned down and asked to visit Manoling Morato instead for ambulances. When I tried calling Mr. Morato, he just laughed and asked if I was a comedian.
It has been a great and wonderful birthday. I continue to pray for happiness, blessings, laughter, and hopefully my lovelife will not be like a bottle of Coke Zero. Thank you to all who greeted and hope you'll do the same in years to come. By the way, if you were able to understand every single English word in this letter; then you are learned.
Salamat!
